Words to use to hit the 10min mark

Apr 8, 2018
I know this is like writing an 8th grade essay, it really is.
What words should be used to stretch out a video? To make it really ironically obnoxious while the normies are liking it.

pretty >> very much
now >> to this very day
and >> and by all accounts/means
hear me out >> here's my side of the story
you know >> that you're probably very familiar with
the truth is >> but the truth is actually a lot more complicated
WTF >> but how is that even possible
an anonymous guy >> someone whose identity is still unknown to this day
what happened was >> the whole thing seems like a improbably strange coincidence but I think I actually have an explanation of what happened here