Oh no he keeled himself

Morte

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Mar 31, 2018
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Yesterday on VRChat I asked a guy something in a cheesy voice:

Hey kid, want to be a YouTube superstar megastar?
>Yeah
Can you draw?
>No
Can you make SFM?
>No
Can you be funny?
>People downvoted me on my skits
Can you review 💩?
>I have no money.
OK, can you review memes?
>I am nobody.
Can you play video games?
>Nobody cared about my Genji 4k, Reddit hates me for uploading my own content, 2 people watched my stream, turned out that is just another tab I opened.
Can you...
>Look PAL, I am not creative, I can't do 💩, I have never been popular, people always 💩 on me, nobody likes me, I go on f🅰️king Reddit and re-post memes so I can get liked.
Can you KYS?
>Long silence...
Hello?
>Long silence...
Oh no he keeled himself.