Cats are retarded, change my mind

Apr 8, 2018
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Some say cats are cool but they're retarded.

Dogs stay loyal because their ancestor, wolves, are social animals, their brain have evolved enough to be able to communicate with other entities.
Dogs are merely domesticated and bred to be the way they are today. There're feral street dogs and they have street smarts.
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Cats, in contrary, are domesticated African Wildcats, they're lone predators, they're unable to process communication, that's why they never listen. Not because they're high class and have self-esteem, but because they're too dumb to understand your gestures. They take your food but don't appreciate your offerings.
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Also, dog tastes great, cat tastes bad.
 
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