Sell me a rope

[Morte]

You know when you visit a site, and you have adblock on, the site comes up with some cheap pathetic 💩 that asks you to turn off adblocker?
You know what I'm talking about.
I found this on a site.

Look at this 💩. Seriously? They literally put a black dude looking at you be like "c'mon buddy".
I didn't think they would go that low, come on, just say it to me fam, don't pressure me with a cool black dude.


Guys I need you to sell me a rope that I use to hang you.
I need you to come up with the perfect title for adblocker notification.

Our site doesn't have any ads yet, but when I'm itching for my morning coke(joking), I need to put ads on it ok? And we're going to need one of those adblocker notifications.

 

[Wendy]

How about this

I see you're using adblock
You cheap bastard, f🅰️k you
[Turn off adblock] [f🅰️k you too]

 

[Wendy]

Or this

I see you're using adblock
ni🅱️🅱️er
[Turn off adblock]

 

[Morte]

Or this

I see you're using adblock
ni🅱️🅱️er
[Turn off adblock]

That's like so edgy 😓

 

[noemie]

I don't like ads but I'll sell you a rope, just for the sake of it.

Oh, hi there! I see your adblock is on

 

[Morte]

I don't like ads but I'll sell you a rope, just for the sake of it.

Oh, hi there! I see your adblock is on
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Don't know if the fishes in the background are shocked at the user or the words below.

 

[beary]

Or this

I see you're using adblock
ni🅱️🅱️er
[Turn off adblock]

The ni🅱️🅱️er one is good

 

[Morte]

The ni🅱️🅱️er one is good

Oh for f🅰️k sake, no dude.

I know it's a joke but if I actually put it on every page, people are going to grab their pitch forks dude.

It really feels like you guys are just coming up with offensive stuff to troll, luluulul.

 

[Wendy]

Oh I see you have adblocker on

Leave it on then

 

[Wendy]

BTW I found this picture online

 

[bobRoss1]

Just why are you IDIOTS selling admin rope to hang you? Don't you understand he's going to use this to discourage adblock users?

 

[bobRoss1]

Oh wait, I get it...(sarcastically) It's because he called himself out first... But still.

 

[bobRoss1]

Actually, that was kind of funny, it's pretty up-front, I was just joking, never mind.

Here
Put us on the whitelist, because white is r...
Ok I'll stop joking about it, this one is really offensive, this is not racist community.

I wrote this one, it really good.

Adblock is good, it makes the user experience better, makes the whole thing cleaner, and it saves you time, which is why you need to turn it off.
Because while you were reading this, you have wasted 5 seconds of your life.
You wasted 6 seconds, why not lose another one.
There, you lost another 1 second.
f🅰️k you, and your adblock.
Especially you.​

 

[snakehand no!]

At first I saw the thread title "Sell me a rope", I thought you were going to end it all.

Anyways, this is my entry:

Ads are the worst, right?







Alright then.​

 

[Morte]

Take it, take the D!
Mmm, hmm, oh yeah, Mmm YEAH~

jeez what am I doing right now

 

[Morte]

BTW if you want to block ads, get this adblocker.
https://brave.com/cri267

It's a download link for Brave Browser, it blocks ads, and I get 5 bucks if you use the link.

 

[snakehand no!]

Take it, take the D!
Mmm, hmm, oh yeah, Mmm YEAH~
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jeez what am I doing right now

You're f🅰️king me aren't you?

 

[snakehand no!]

BTW if you want to block ads, get this adblocker.
https://brave.com/cri267

It's a download link for Brave Browser, it blocks ads, and I get 5 bucks if you use the link.

Oh yeah? what do I get?

 

[Morte]

Oh yeah? what do I get?

You wouldn't have to search for it and squint your beady little eye at the white screen while rubbing your hands together with a evil smile.

 

[snakehand no!]

You wouldn't have to search for it and squint your beady little eye at the white screen while rubbing your hands together with a evil smile.

I was kidding I was kidding.

You do have a bit of a racket going on you know that?