This NBA spectator is smarter than we think

[noemie]

Watch from 2:55, wait for guy with the glasses

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sur·prise
sə(r)ˈprīz/
noun
noun: surprise; plural noun: surprises

1. 1.
   an unexpected or astonishing event, fact, or thing.
   "the announcement was a complete surprise"
   synonyms:shock, bolt from the blue, bombshell, revelation, rude awakening, eye-opener, wake-up call;
   informalshocker
   "the test came as a big surprise"
   • a feeling of mild astonishment or shock caused by something unexpected.
     "much to her surprise, she'd missed him"
     synonyms:astonishment, amazement, wonder, incredulity, bewilderment, stupefaction, disbelief
     "Kate looked at me in surprise"
   • denoting something made, done, or happening unexpectedly.
     modifier noun: surprise
     "a surprise attack"

 

[Wendy]

Is that a sentence-wise oxymoron?

 

[Morte]

"I predicted that a long time ago, man, he had the element of surprise"

Unintentional irony? Self-contradictory logic? Oxymoron?! Oh _ my _ god... This is too smart for him, SHUT HIM DOWN!