Crippical server upgrade success!

[Morte]

Site Speed
Oh yeah! I have fully upgraded Crippical.org, now it's containerized and can be scaled to multiple origins as a swarm on demand.
It's fast as f🅰️k boiii!
This is us:

curl -w "@curl-format.txt" -o /dev/null -s "https://www.crippical.org"
    time_namelookup:  0.004
       time_connect:  0.007
    time_appconnect:  0.124
   time_pretransfer:  0.124
      time_redirect:  0.000
 time_starttransfer:  0.194
                    ----------
         time_total:  0.202

This is google:

curl -w "@curl-format.txt" -o /dev/null -s "https://www.google.com"
    time_namelookup:  0.004
       time_connect:  0.008
    time_appconnect:  0.136
   time_pretransfer:  0.136
      time_redirect:  0.000
 time_starttransfer:  0.180
                    ----------
         time_total:  0.181

I'd say that's reasonable.

 

[Morte]

The progress
It's incredible to me that in 3 months we have developed so much, I can't believe there are so much non-normie material that thinks outside of what content creators present to consumers, Wow.
This is just a side project of mine, I don't really give a 💩 because I'm cool.

But, I am very fortunate to have you all, I am really supersized there are actually people that think differently, love you all.
Especially you @noemie you pathetic piece of 💩.

I hope this doesn't develop into a giant circle jerk.

Also we're in beta now.

 

[Wendy]

I have fully upgraded Crippical.org, now it's containerized and can be scaled to multiple origins as a swarm on demand

Got a typo there, you mean as a swamp?

 

[ChefBigDog]

you mean as a swamp?

He meant a swarm, it's a dynamically scaled server cluster on a load balanced virtual cloud platform, having no single point of failure.

Honey why don't you go and cook the dinner, let us men do the working will ya?

 

[Wendy]

Honey why don't you go and cook the dinner, let us men do the working will ya?

Why do people always say "cook my dinner" as a joke, it's so stereotypical,
it could've been breakfast or lunch.

 

[Wendy]

Holy cow, this site is fast, it's like three times as fast, I guess the swamp is working.

 

[ChefBigDog]

BTW why do people always say "cook my dinner" as a joke, it's so stereotypical,
it could've been breakfast or lunch.

I learned it from Robot Chicken, I am edgy.
Sarcastic BTW.

 

[ChefBigDog]

Crippical has gone really fast. but I am pretty skeptical about @Morte putting a "Beta" ribbon at the left corner of the screen.
This site didn't even have "Alpha" ribbon when it launched, it was just a scuffed site with a few cringy and internationally self-ironic sectors.
I guess he did that for marketing purposes.

"Hey hey it's beta, join now!"

 

[not Morte]

Holy 💩 it's beta, I better register now.

 

[Morte]

I guess he did that for marketing purposes.

I consider marketing "helping people think".

 

[Morte]

Can you imagine a day without marketing, just people holding their money, think about spending it on basic food and supplies, and save the rest in land and gold, then go back to work with a sense of fulfillment?

 

[ChefBigDog]

I'm sold.

Also, f🅰️k you for making the site fast, I don't know what to say, it's fast.

 

[noemie]

Dude why is the site a bit slower than yesterday?

 

[Morte]

Dude why is the site a bit slower than yesterday?

I was just flexing dude, I wanted to try to build a swarm that could handle tens of thousands of users simultaneously, it's really an overkill.

Now that I've proved I can build it, there's no point burning money.
I took the site back to single origin, it's still 2x faster than 1 week ago but not as fast as the last few days.

So yeah.

 

[noemie]

Now that I've proved I can build it, there's no point burning money.

Alright, it seems that we ain't worth it, psssshh, we goner.

Nah, just f🅰️king with you man, it's fast enough for a small community.

 

[Morte]

Holy 💩, the "Beta" banner is working.
I really got into their heads, lol.

Alright guys, I'll have to accommodate the new normies man, sorry old members, I don't need you now, you can f🅰️k off.

Joking joking, I love you guys the most.

 

[Wendy]

Alright guys, I'll have to accommodate the new normies man, sorry old members, I don't need you now, you can f🅰️k off.

Wow, didn't know Morte was such a money wh🚺re, f🅰️king disappointed man, #sellout.

The old leafy voiceline, lol.